“God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”– Voltaire Related Quotes “I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.”– Charles V “Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own work, may direct his gaze. Behold an equal thing, worthy of a God, a brave man matched in conflict with evil fortune.”– Lucius Annaeus Seneca “When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, ‘Why god? Why me?’ and the thundering voice of God answered, ‘There’s just something about you that pisses me off.’”– Stephen King