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“Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart’s Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff’s “So Yesterday,” both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.”
— Rick Riordan

“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoe said. “We should eat while we can.”Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?”Zoe blinked. “Yes. What is funny?””Nothing,” Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. “I could use some dam frenchfries.”Even Thalia smiled at that. “And I need to use the dam restroom.”Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I startedcracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. “I do notunderstand.””I want to use the dam water fountain,” Grover said.”And…” Thalia tried to catch her breath. “I want to buy a dam T-shirt.”I busted up, and I probably would’ve kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:”Moooo.”The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Groverhad stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. “Did I just hear a cow?””A dam cow?” Thalia laughed.”
— Rick Riordan

“You’re a stalker with hooves.””I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”
— Rick Riordan