Clergyman's

“Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.”
– Robert Orben

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: ‘President Can’t Swim.’”
– Lyndon B. Johnson

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.”
– Joan Rivers