“I’m like a really goofy home ec teacher.”– Alton Brown Related Quotes “Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.”– Evan Esar “When I was 14, I felt very rundown I had a home to go to, but I felt like I was 60 or something, older than I feel now. And I don’t know if it’s something that happens at 14, or whether it was adolescence or whether I was gay, or closeted gay, or whatever it was, I felt that.”– Gus Van Sant “We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it’s not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We’re not free – if we were, we’d allow people their freedom.”– Jesse Ventura