“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”– Kin Hubbard Related Quotes “Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.”– Billy Carter “The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.”– James Thurber “Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I’d rather be out playing.”– Paul McCartney