“Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?”— John Waters Related Quotes “Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she’s a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] … I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!”— Graham Chapman “The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.”— Oscar Wilde “Anyone in the humor business isn’t thinking clearly if he doesn’t surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity – or you burn yourself out.”– Hank Ketcham