“Fact is just fiction with different storytellers”— Abby Slovin Related Quotes “Some men break your heart in two,Some men fawn and flatter,Some men never look at you;And that cleans up the matter.”— Dorothy Parker “This is not the way things are done in Boy’s Own Adventure books. I recall no mentions of homosexual gang-rape and cannibalism”— Robert Rankin “You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attracted to guys?” I shake my head. “Not your face, your dimple. And no. You’re the only guy I’ve ever had the urge to lick.” He smiles at me confidently. “Good. Because you’re the only girl I’ve ever had the urge to love.”— Colleen Hoover