Clergyman's

“… Good gracious, Jerry, you’ll probably have to marry the girl.’Joanna was half serious, half laughing.It was at that moment that I made a very important discovery.’Damn it all,’ I said. ‘I don’t mind if I do. In fact – I should like it.’A very funny expression came over Joanna’s face. She got up and said dryly, as she went toward the door, ‘Yes, I’ve known that for some time…’She left me standing, glass in hand, aghast at my new discovery.”
— Agatha Christie

“I’m also discovering that while they seem to believe that I do not require sleep, my husband (who also doubles as their father) has the ability to morph into an invisible and supremely evasive nocturnal being, with powers so stealthy as to evade capture by the aliens [children] that had invaded our once peaceful and quiet habitat [bedroom at night].”
— Dallas Louis

“Boys are universal giver, women remains universal receiver.”
— Santosh Kalwar