“Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office.”— Joseph Heller Related Quotes “Once again, I’ve been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and the me I’m currently stuck with.”— Lauren Graham “Each one of us comes out of our mother’s body crying, with or without exceptions. But we are not aware of it. Are you? Do you remember that you cried the very first time you come out of your mother’s body? If not, then why are you crying now?”— Santosh Kalwar “Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs,” I said. “We have a protractor.”— Neal Stephenson