“Satire is enjoyable compensation for being forced to think.”— Edgar Johnson Related Quotes “Perhaps you are thinking: ‘But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don’t have that kind of money.’Don’t be silly. You’re a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right?Perhaps you are thinking: ‘Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?’Don’t be silly. You have a tank, right?”— Dave Barry “Freedom was a foot away when they turned back to me. The one who kept speaking, a tall vamp with a handsome curly-haired glamour, shook his head. “Sorry.” He bared his fangs in an apologetic grin. “We’re glad you aren’t what’s hunting us, but we’re no friends of IPCA. And we’re all very, very, thirsty.””What, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there–they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. “Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren’t suave.”— Kiersten White “I don’t think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.”– Ivan Reitman