“All Chelsea’s internet dates were gorgeous. Until she met them.”— Jojo Moyes Related Quotes “I do think your brother grows more peculiar every day,’ I complain to Edward when he comes to my rooms in Whitehall Palace to escort me to dinner.’Which one?’ he asks lazily. ‘For you know I can do nothing right in the eyes of either. You would think they would be glad to have a York on the throne and peace in Christendom, and one of the finest Christmas feasts we have ever arranged; but no: Richard is leaving court to go back north as soon as the feast is over, to demonstrate his outrage that we are not slogging away in a battle with the French, and George is simply bad tempered.”— Philippa Gregory “The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions”— Bill Hicks “Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the sacred jewel shards, Kagome’s spirtual power is essential. Yet ye made her upset with your words an sent her running homeInuYasha: That was her idea! she chose to go home! She said: “I’m going home! You jerk!”Kaede: InuYasha, that imitation was pathetic.InuYasha: I’m a demon, not a comedian!”— Rumiko Takahashi