“I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.”— Lauren Ambrose as Claire Fisher Related Quotes “[Lou]: “I’m not talking about the angioplasty. I mean the stuff you’re pumping into me. What is it? Something serious?”[Nurse]: “Oh. This is nothing. You’re not going under the knife today, so you don’t get the good shit. This is a blood-thinning agent. Also, it’ll mellow you out. Got to keep the mellows going.”[Lou]: “It’ll put me to sleep?”[Nurse]: “Faster than a marathon of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.”— Joe Hill “The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I’m going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked.”— Amie Kaufman “Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave.”— Storm Petersen