“I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.”– Clarence Budington Kelland Related Quotes “Well, he doesn’t make me laugh. I think I’ve got a fair sense of humour but I can’t really see it in him. I’ve listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that’s a load of mince as well.”– Ian St. John “I don’t mind traveling that much when I can go somewhere and stay there for a while, but touring is different. You rarely see anything. You get there early in the morning and you’re resting all day, and you go in and do a sound check, and you do the show, and then bam you’re gone.”– George Strait “In West Virginia, the most vulnerable people we have are people who get up every morning and go to work.”– Joe Manchin