“I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.”– John Bacon Related Quotes “We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.”– Rita Rudner “A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.”– Billy Graham “Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.”– Michelle Malkin