“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”– Rodney Dangerfield Related Quotes “A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.”– Billy Graham “I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I’d still have my right hand to paint with.”– Juan Gris “If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”– Fran Lebowitz