“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”– Chuck Palahniuk Related Quotes “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”– Rita Rudner “There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours.”– Scott Adams “Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.”– Michelle Malkin