“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”– Erma Bombeck Related Quotes “If you look at things that really affect people’s lives – sport, the arts, charities – they were always at the back of the queue for government money – health, social security, defence, pensions were all way ahead. And each of those areas – sports, the arts, the lottery – got relatively petty cash from the government.”– John Major “There isn’t a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he’s such a great kid.”– Jack Nicklaus “Sports is like a war without the killing.”– Ted Turner