“You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it.”
– Art Buchwald
“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.”
– Art Buchwald
“Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.”
– Art Buchwald