“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”
– Bill Watterson
“That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”
– Bill Watterson
“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”
– Bill Watterson
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
– Bill Watterson
“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
– Bill Watterson
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
– Bill Watterson
“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”
– Bill Watterson
“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”
– Bill Watterson
“So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.”
– Bill Watterson
“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
– Bill Watterson
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.”
– Bill Watterson
“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.”
– Bill Watterson
“Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.”
– Bill Watterson
“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.”
– Bill Watterson
“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”
– Bill Watterson
“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”
– Bill Watterson