“My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That’s a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.”
– Joel McHale
“If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.”
– Joel McHale
“In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn’t use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off!”
– Joel McHale