“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”
– Joey Adams
“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil.’”
– Joey Adams
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
– Joey Adams
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
– Joey Adams
“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
– Joey Adams
“If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.”
– Joey Adams
“If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.”
– Joey Adams