“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”
– Oscar Levant
“Happiness isn’t something you experience it’s something you remember.”
– Oscar Levant
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”
– Oscar Levant
“Happiness isn’t something you experience it’s something you remember.”
– Oscar Levant
“Schizophrenia beats dining alone.”
– Oscar Levant