“A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.”
– Robert Byrne
“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.”
– Robert Byrne
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
– Robert Byrne
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”
– Robert Byrne
“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”
– Robert Byrne
“Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.”
– Robert Byrne
“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”
– Robert Byrne