“We can’t all be stars because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.”
— Sebastian Horsley
“I didn’t want to tell Mother I worked as a journalist. She thought I was a prostitute. Locking yourself in a room and inventing characters and conversations which do not exit is no way for a grown man to behave.”
— Sebastian Horsley
“Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.”
— Sebastian Horsley
“I can count all the lovers I’ve had on one hand…if I’m holding a calculator.”
— Sebastian Horsley
“The motivation of all artists is ‘Look at me, Mum’.”
— Sebastian Horsley
“I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.”
— Sebastian Horsley