“I’m like a really goofy home ec teacher.”– Alton Brown Related Quotes “Your best teacher is your last mistake.”– Ralph Nader “The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. ‘Bridesmaids’ is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as ‘Bad Teacher.’”– Chris Pratt “My first career was as a coach and a teacher.”– David Friedman