“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”– Phyllis Diller Related Quotes “I don’t think any other holiday embraces the food of the Midwest quite like Thanksgiving. There’s roasted meat and mashed potatoes. But being here is also about heritage. Cleveland is really a giant melting pot – not only is my family a melting pot, but so is the city.”– Michael Symon “Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ.”– John Clayton “To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.”– Victor Hugo