“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”– Steven Wright Related Quotes “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”– Ernest Hemingway “Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.”– Ralph Waldo Emerson “Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.”– Lyndon B. Johnson