“You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake… This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.”– Chuck Palahniuk Related Quotes “Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.”– Richard Lamm “The Super Bowl isn’t for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.”– Andy Rooney “How can you think and hit at the same time?”– Yogi Berra