“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”– George Carlin Related Quotes “Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”– W. C. Fields “I travel 330 days a year and eat every two and a half hours – I’m a big guy. I always carry a fork, little bottles of spices, and Sriracha. I eat what I feel like eating.”– Robert Irvine “There is no budget for travel for a Shadow Foreign Secretary.”– William Hague