“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.”– Eddie Cantor Related Quotes “Well, I’ll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I’d never seen from the people, and that’s who I entertain. I entertain the people.”– Liza Minnelli “Never get married in the morning – you never know who you might meet that night.”– Paul Hornung “I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it’s not about the ring and it’s not about the wedding. It’s a grave thing, getting married. And it’s easy to get swept up in the wrong things.”– Gwyneth Paltrow