“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”– Steven Wright Related Quotes “Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. Go another mile!”– Og Mandino “Anyone’s life truly lived consists of work, sunshine, exercise, soap, plenty of fresh air, and a happy contented spirit.”– Lillie Langtry “I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.”– Chuck Palahniuk