“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”– Phyllis Diller Related Quotes “He’s never quite got the trick of conversation, tending to hear in dissenting views, however mild, a kind of affront, an invitation to mortal combat.”— Ian McEwan “We deny the parts of ourselves that we deem unacceptable rather than accepting the fact that we’re all less than perfect.”— Richard Carlson “If they look as though they’re worried, we’ll move in.”And do what exactly?’ said Polly.’Threaten to shoot them,’ said Maladict firmly.’And if they don’t believ”— Terry Pratchett