“Actually I never did stand up. I’m not that funny.”– Maynard James Keenan Related Quotes “Officially it was almost spring but someone had forgotten to pass the news on to winter.”— Robert Harris “Having ‘holy’ thoughts, and doing bad deeds, such a lot are assholes indeed.”— Fakeer Ishavardas “A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.”— Mignon McLaughlin