Clergyman's

“Many families remain for years in the same place, though both husband and wife are sick of it, simply because there is neither complete division nor agreement between them.”
— Leo Tolstoy

“A covenant differs from a contract almost as much as marriage differs from prostitution.”
— Scott Hahn

“Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors, joined together for life but always moving in opposite directions. If anyone comes in between, they join together and cut them off.”
— Hare Krishna Chandrasekaran