“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”– Erma Bombeck Related Quotes “It were better to have no opinion of God at all than such a one as is unworthy of him for the one is only belief – the other contempt.”– Plutarch “Over the course of your life you are actually hundreds of different people. You are a different person at the coffee shop than you are at the bar, and a different person for the dry cleaner than you are for your boyfriend, and a different person at work than you are on vacation. You are nobody in particular. But once somebody finds you and loves you, you have to keep being the person that they love. You want thier love. You need to keep getting it even if it means pretending…but no one loved her and so she could keep changing.”— Jenny Hollowell “A consciously exaggerated compliment is an offense.”— Mark Twain