“In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.”– W. Somerset Maugham Related Quotes “In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”— George Best “Man fucks woman”— “I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn’t like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.”— Stephen Colbert