Clergyman's

“The Dean leaned toward an ear.“I was saying,” he said loudly, “that we didn’t know the meaning of the word ‘sex’ when we were young.”“That’s true. That’s very true,” said Poons. He stared reflectively at the flames. “Did we ever, mm, find out, do you remember?”
— Terry Pratchett

“I’ve always found that a rather unfortunate quirk in our species. Everyone pants towards orgasm without pausing to realise that its merely a biological trap designed for the purpose of reproduction. What utter nonsense.”
— Elizabeth George

“Here we come upon the old, old craze of the world, which has not yet learned to do without clericalism–that to live and work *for an idea*is man’s calling, and according to the faithfulness its fulfilment his *human worth* is measured”
— Max Stirner