“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”— Charles de Gaulle Related Quotes “When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. ‘Tyromancy, ye know,’ remarked the mermaid. ‘The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.’ Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. ‘Lackaday!’ she moaned. ‘Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do!”— Michelle Lovric “You know you want meI can be your mouth’s delightYou don’t have to work hard to impress meMy price is just rightSo join me on this rideAnd let’s get cheesy all day and night – Pizza”— Evy Michaels “Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”— G.K. Chesterton