“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”— Frank Zappa Related Quotes “Positive rights are the right to shelter, the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are – these are, I would call them, more properly, political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky, because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum.”– P. J. O’Rourke “What we’re learning in our schools is not the wisdom of life. We’re learning technologies, we’re getting information. There’s a curious reluctance on the part of faculties to indicate the life values of their subjects.”— Joseph Campbell “I did get a degree in special education.”– Clay Aiken