“I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.”– Demetri Martin Related Quotes “Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.”– Jerry Lewis “Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny.”– Ben Stein “Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.”– Milton Berle