“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”– Chuck Palahniuk Related Quotes “God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”– Voltaire “We cannot fashion our children after our desires, we must have them and love them as God has given them to us.”– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”– Spike Milligan