Clergyman's

“I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all.”
– Mitch Hedberg

“The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference – they deserve a place of honor with all that’s good.”
– George Washington

“I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.”
– Barry Goldwater