Clergyman's

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.
- Simon Munnery

Whatever it says in the bible the truth remains. You can read the bible and dismiss it as nonsense if you like; you can dismiss it as nonsense without reading it to save time if you prefer.
- Simon Munnery

Why do men die before their wives? Could it be because they want to?
- Simon Munnery

Why do men die before their wives? Could it be because they want to?
- Simon Munnery

If you only ever read one book in your life... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.
- Simon Munnery

It is said that over time, owners come to resemble their dogs. But does that excuse auntie Hilda from shitting in the garden?
- Simon Munnery

It is said that over time, owners come to resemble their dogs. But does that excuse auntie Hilda from shitting in the garden?
- Simon Munnery

I was walking down the road the other day, and I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the world is. And I thought to myself ""Why would anyone in their right mind bother to take drugs?"". Then I remembered I was on drugs, and that was the reason.
- Simon Munnery

I was walking down the road the other day, and I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the world is. And I thought to myself ""Why would anyone in their right mind bother to take drugs?"". Then I remembered I was on drugs, and that was the reason.
- Simon Munnery

I was walking down the road the other day, and I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the world is. And I thought to myself ""Why would anyone in their right mind bother to take drugs?"". Then I remembered I was on drugs, and that was the reason.
- Simon Munnery