“Everyone?s got a story and everyone thinks theirs is worth telling and worth listening to.”
— Alice Walsh
“It should never be your job to pick up the pieces of a broken man or to housebreak one. There are far better things you can do with your time.”
— Alice Walsh
“She stole my first kiss, first love and all those first things, which are remembered just because they’ve never been before”
— Alice Walsh
“Some women are just better at knowing what they want, which saves them the trouble of wasting too much time on the wrong guy.”
— Alice Walsh
“All women like to think they?re special. Even the ones that aren?t.”
— Alice Walsh
“Never underestimate the power of a pity fuck, which makes for about ninety percent of women’s collective dating history.”
— Alice Walsh
“She knew that sex was a means of getting ahead and saw nothing wrong in exploiting male weaknesses for her own purposes.”
— Alice Walsh