“For a long time, I used to think that I had a man’s brain that I thought more like a man than a woman. But now I’ve come to realise that whatever it is I do think like, it’s not like men; because men don’t really think like men, they think like boys.”
— David Baddiel
“That’s the thing about your destiny how are you supposed to know when it arrives? How are you supposed to recognise it from random life?”
— David Baddiel
“Yeah! “I love you” is subject to the law of diminishing returns; like one or two other critical weekly elements of a relationship, it loses a bit of thrilling value every time you get it out.’… That’s what happens with “I love you”, that same phrase that you once shouted Hollywood or Heathcliff-like in the lashing raining, now- now you are saying it dumbly at the end of every phone conversation, a follow-on from,” I’ll be back for dinner.” Once it came out spontaneous rush, it forced itself out; now it’s reflex.”
— David Baddiel