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“Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.”

— G.G. Silverman

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“Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.”
— G.G. Silverman

“Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.”

— G.G. Silverman

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“Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.”
— G.G. Silverman

“If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.”

— G.G. Silverman

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“If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.”
— G.G. Silverman

“This is what my high school life had become—a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.”

— G.G. Silverman

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“This is what my high school life had become—a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.”
— G.G. Silverman

“I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society.”

— G.G. Silverman

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“I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society.”
— G.G. Silverman

“I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.”

— G.G. Silverman

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“I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.”
— G.G. Silverman