“Explanations are for cowards.”
— J. Ross Clara
“HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don’t do requests.”
— J. Ross Clara
“My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze – the body’s way of trying to expel something. But instead of some phlegm in your throat, or some dust up your nose, a laugh happened when something really true got into your brain. Something so true that your system just couldn’t stand it.”
— J. Ross Clara
“The trouble with believing conspiracies is you start seeing them everywhere, right? And everything becomes a part of them. But, of course, the trouble with not believing them is becoming a dupe.”
— J. Ross Clara
“I guess sometimes the truth just isn’t worth believing… Personally, I’ve always felt that life’s too short for truth. I’m just here to be entertained.”
— J. Ross Clara