Clergyman's

“He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine.”
— Jack Bunbury

“Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain’t the best till it’s been through some goo.”
— Jack Bunbury

“This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”
— Jack Bunbury

“The stark evening sun at the far edge of the town had just unzipped the sky and finally gone down.”
— Jack Bunbury

“My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.”
— Jack Bunbury