“I can’t decide if Burt and Crazel are made for each other or if their joint mentalism could cause a tsunami.”Tea – Book 2 “Having it”
— Jamie Scallion
“Talent guided by genius can achieve anything”
— Jamie Scallion
“Colours started to seep into his black and white life”
— Jamie Scallion
“This is an epiphany moment, I can either sink or swim”
— Jamie Scallion
“She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again.”
— Jamie Scallion
“I want to be with YOU!”Bex to Tea”
— Jamie Scallion
“My old man tells me every chance he gets I’m “style over substance” and that I’ve never done anything of value in my life. I’m fifteen. What does he expect? Being “cool as” is the only thing anyone cares about.”Burt, Book 1 “Making it”
— Jamie Scallion
“We are The RockATeers.”Burt – Book 2 “Having it”
— Jamie Scallion
“When sober, which he hadn’t been for well over a week, Burt thought about Double B, and what it might be like to be a real father, to wake up with him in the morning, to watch him grow, to get to know the little soul.”Book 2 “Having it”
— Jamie Scallion
“You’ve become a miserable bastard and I can’t deal with it anymore.”Bex on Egg – Book 2 “Having it”
— Jamie Scallion
“What’s wrong with all black?”Egg – Book 1 “Making it”
— Jamie Scallion
“I will not give up. I must not fail.”Burt, Book 1 “Making it”
— Jamie Scallion
“No stone was left unturned in the unearthing of musical masterpieces.”About Egg, Book 1 “Making it”
— Jamie Scallion
“His mind buzzed, excited by new possibilities.”About Egg, Book 1 “Making it”
— Jamie Scallion
“She told me I couldn’t just put on a leather jacket and think I was rock’n’roll, I had to live it.”Burt about Bex, Book 1 “Making it”
— Jamie Scallion
“Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I’ve come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg”
— Jamie Scallion
“I told Jerome I will ring Egg every day because he’s my pal and not because I want him back in the band to write our second album. – Clipper”
— Jamie Scallion
“It feels like there is a giant man inside my head blowing up an enormous balloon. The balloon is made of spikes and the man is shouting very loudly.’ Egg”
— Jamie Scallion
“I gotta look out for my band mates. – Tea”
— Jamie Scallion
“I’m not sure what’s more worrying. The list of demands or the fact he seems unaware the French stopped using francs in the last century and that Africa is a continent?” – Jerome”
— Jamie Scallion
“We’ve been thinking about stage costumes for the ‘Satellites’ section,” Burt said brightly. “I think we should all dress as an element.”Egg frowned. “How do you dress up as water?”“I’ve thought about that and it would be a blue leotard and white kilt,” Burt replied earnestly.”
— Jamie Scallion
“What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. – Egg”
— Jamie Scallion
“I got it wrong – I was singing for myself when I should have been singing for you all. – Burt”
— Jamie Scallion
“Does this make us the biggest band on the planet or what?” Burt”
— Jamie Scallion
“Tomorrow I have to break Clipper’s heart. Really bust it open. – Tea”
— Jamie Scallion
“I want you to kick Egg, Tea and Clipper out of the band!” – Daisy”
— Jamie Scallion
“Why am I the only one who thinks she’s messing with us? – Egg”
— Jamie Scallion
“Everything is about to go seriously tits up. – Clipper”
— Jamie Scallion
“Whatever you just thought of, I’m not doing it.” Egg”
— Jamie Scallion
“Tea shook his head in dismay. “This is the end, Burt”
— Jamie Scallion