“My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters. ”
— Jennifer Harrison
“I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“Since Ireland’s independence declaration was a century older, I could not be sure if his self-evident truths meant as much as they would in America.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“As I prefer to see it, there has never been an epic love story that involved significant amounts of self-control.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“Having two women—one who can’t know about the other, and one who must be trusted not to destroy his life—is clearly difficult for him.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“Malibu: With sounds of waves crashing, and the ocean at the doorstep, you feel like you are hours away from civilization. And with L.A. traffic, YOU ARE.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“Many of the women in Los Angeles are part of the notorious gang culture, and they will forever have my gratitude for, you know, letting me live.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up for the task.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.”
— Jennifer Harrison
“When my heart is better, less shrunken, I will throw her out there to love again, without hesitation, even knowing what we know.”
— Jennifer Harrison